Gifts Not To Get Golfers

Since the holiday season is coming and the golfing season is over (at least in Wisconsin), one of my correspondents suggested I pass along an article from the Wall Street Journal titled What to get a Golfer for the Holidays: And What Not To--Stores Are Full of Dumb Gifts He or She Will Never Use; Why a Sweater is Better. For example, pictured above are gifts not to get: Exploding Golf Balls, Golf Club Cooler Caddies, Old Golfer's Towel, Lucky Strike Golf Bowling Game (?), Morning Putt Coffee Mug and Pens shaped like golf clubs. Who buys this stuff anyway? Read the article for better ideas...