University of Wisconsin head football coach Bret Bielema won honorable mention in the Bimbo Bakery "Best Trophy Wife" category. On receiving the award, Bielema commented "Not winning the Rose Bowl this year was disappointing but this is really what every jock wants. Who the Hell is Bimbo Bakery anyway? They aren't handing out the Joe Paterno award, are they?"
Bret and his wife Jen Hielsberg were married today in a contraceptive-free ceremony at St. Maria Goretti Catholic Church in Madison by Rev. Mike who is said to have also counseled UW senior athletic director John Chadima in pre-marital abstinence.
Wow, George! Love the biting sarcasm about the our favorite Monroe Street frat. Bielema's a big frat boy. Hopefully getting married will move him towards being just a bit better. And hopefully Chadima's situation is a lesson for all of the other lemmings at 1420 to watch the behavior.
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